Do you think hands are the hottest part of the human body? I do and here’s why:
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When I was thinking about how to start writing this post, my biggest goal was to stop myself from turning it into an essay about my kinks. If you are here for that, give me around 22 years to get the body I want and then I’ll probably write about those on an OnlyFans account.
However, the first time I noticed that hands were something I was drawn to was at 25 when I found myself on a date with a total idiot who made fun of my accent and, among other things, asked me if Colombia had buildings. He wasn’t even that attractive! But by the time he made those comments, I had already ordered appetizers and a steak that was taking forever to come to the table even though I wanted it medium rare. The appetizers arrived. We had ordered escargot, bread and a duck pate. He wouldn’t stop talking about himself, so I pretended to listen while I looked at his outfit. I wanted to find something that would make me feel less insecure, and fashion is one thing I use to make myself feel superior.
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